|me:||ayy, I could be the ching chong to your ding dong *lewd wink*|
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
- don’t ogle at the cute brother cuz problems
Game of Thrones meme | favourite quotes"Men are men. Vows are words. And words are wind."
- Iron Emmett
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…
omg she is precious
Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”
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